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A Year in Burlesque – 2011 wrap-up

It’s sad that in 2011, I don’t think I’d blogged at all.  I have kept a journal since I was old enough to write, and it is somewhat upsetting that I did not record a thing from 2011.  2011 was a break out year for me, so i am going to try and recall everything that happened that left me loving my life this year.

In January, Ann Gora and I headed up North to perform at Lannie’s Clocktower Cabaret (and pick up a 4th place finish at Geek Bowl V).  I wanted to continue working out the Jackie Kennedy act that I had debuted for Halloween 2010.  My troupe, audience and other performers had given me such positive feedback on it that I felt that I needed to really work on it at every opportunity.

February rolled around to the Fifth Annual Southwest Burlesque Showcase. Guests from previous years included Coco Lectric, Bobbie Burlesque, Sophia Sirena, Flame Cynders, Scarlet Letter, and new to New Mexico, Red Hot Annie, Cha Cha Velour, Vi Vacious, and more. Burlesque Noir reprised our Sorority Girl/Freddy and Jason Make a Porno act – a 10 minute number recalling the campy horror films of the 80s.  I brought Jackie Kennedy to the big stage – this time with some new costuming and some changes in staging – again the piece was very well received.

March found us flying to Chicago to perform at the 2nd Annual Windy City Burlesque Fest.  I had the pleasure of traveling with General Blackery and Isis.  Our gracious host and festival producer, Red Hot Annie, put us up and helped us get around Chicago.  We had our first time exposure to the Stage Door Johnnies and MANY wonderful Midwest performers.  We believe the total was 108 acts in 30 hours.  Great time, great food and drinks and so many incredible acts were highlights of the trip.

April took me down a new course that I hadn’t anticipated; a new opportunity for me and my career as a performer.  I had been asked to accept a promotion to headliner for the Great Burlesque Exposition, alongside the Shanghai Pearl and Jo “Boobs” Weldon.  WHAT!?  This was my first moment feeling like this little burlesque hobbyist didn’tbelong in the company of burlesque stars.  My Jackie Kennedy act went well and I had a wonderful time (as always) in Cambridge.  It is a bittersweet moment in retrospect that I was able to take some classes with Burlesque Legend  Joan Arline “The Sexquire Girl” who passed away only a few months later.

Our plane had hardly touched down in Albuquerque before we went on to our next adventure, Trixie Little and the Evil Hate Monkey were at my house 2 days after returning from Boston and we were hosting a special Wednesday night with them in Albuquerque.  What a hit that show was!  It also was great that they closed the evening with “Total Eclipse of the Heart” a personal favorite that I had shared every chance I could after seeing it win at Exotic World.

In May, Ms. Talullah St. James called  me up to perform an older act at one of the Zircus Erotique shows.  I did my Paint It Black number and had such a blast!!!  This show kind of brought that act back for me, and now I am trying to get it out there more because it is just so much fun.

June came and brought Burlesque Noir Presents:  Red Hot Burlesque Summer starring Hot Pink Feather, Kellita from San Francisco.  We had met Kellita in Chicago and discussed having her come out to see us and perform at a show.  Kellita was a wonderful guest and incredible talent to perform with Burlesque Noir.

July is always and will always be reserved for Colorado Burlesque Festival.  This year, New Mexico was represented at least once at each of the five shows at CBF and I am so proud to share a State with our local performers.  Burlesque Noir kicked things off on Thursday night with our Dragula number, Zircus Erotique, Kitty Irreverent and Vivian MirAnn all took to the stage for the Friday late night.  On Saturday, Tallulah St. James performed her empress number and finally Mena Domina and General Blackery shut down the Sunday pool party.

I found myself speechless upon hearing my personal place in Colorado Burlesque Festival.  I was selected to perform Jackie Kennedy on Friday’s exclusive VIP night.  While not the biggest show for CBF, it was certainly the best of the best.  I was told this night was reserved for headliners, producers and a handful of the best acts submitted for the festival.  I was billed alongside every wonderful and beautiful performer whom I’d admired for years.  After the show, one woman in the audience thanked me for the Jackie number, she was old enough to remember the assassination, and we cried together.  It was truly the most touching moment of my career as a performer.  As I was flying home, I was stopped by a TSA security screener.  I thought, “This can’t be good.”  Actually, the TSA agent happened to be in the audience at Lannie’s for the Jackie performance.  She spotted me from a few stations over and wanted to personally thank me for the act.  Wow.

At the end of July, Reigning Queen of Burlesque, Miss Indigo Blue paid NM a visit and taught some classes.  She also requested pulled pork for dinner.  I can’t stand BBQ but made an exception for a queen!  Since she was here, I proposed she come headline at Southwest Burlesque Showcase 2012.  Proposal accepted!  What an honor to have her return to New Mexico and hit the stage with us in February, 2012.

In August, I was booked for two shows in Colorado.  Friday night, Mr. Valdez’s (of Peaks and Pasties) show in Colorado Springs.  Saturday night, Pierre’s late show at Lannie’s Clocktower Cabaret in Denver.  I couldn’t have timed my trip any better.  It turns out Inga Ingenue happened to be in Colorado Springs that weekend as well.  Lola Spitfire told me that Saturday morning Inga was teaching a class, we stopped by the Hot Rod Ho-Down to grab some breakfast and take Inga’s class.  After class, my plan was to drive up to Denver but Lola convinced me to stick around and perform for her burlesque show at HRHD that night.  I protested that I needed to go perform in Denver, but Lola said “Inga is doing both. So can you.”  I caved to the peer pressure; we wrapped up the show in Springs and raced up to Lannie’s.  They were halfway through the night already, but on the plus side my makeup and hair were already done.  So this was my first experience performing 2 shows, two different cities, one night.  All alongside someone I admire in burlesque!

September brought us back to Colorado Springs.  This time, Burlesque Noir traveled up North to perform our signature blacklight number     T-36DD at Satan Angel‘s Birthday Party with Peaks and Pasties.  We got to take classes with Satan’s Angel and Foxy Tann; I also debuted my new balloon act, Little April Showers on the giant and beautiful stage of the Stargazers Theater.  It’s a huge Geodesic Dome!

November we returned to our usual production mode for Burlesque Noir Presents: Martini Time! The show starred Midnite Martini, Peggy Tulane, and Honey Touché from Denver, CO.  These are three of the first ladies I’d ever met in the Colorado Burlesque scene and we enjoyed having them come down to visit and perform with us.

Finally in 2012, Burlesque Noir had some new performers join us and we are so happy they’re here!  We can’t wait to see what Joy Coy, Ginger Balls, Annie O’Roar, and Shelly Sequinz bring to the stage this year.

Happy 2012!  I look forward to all I can accomplish in the New Year.  I do hope to continue to create acts that are brave and bold.

 

Epic Costume Malfunction

This Saturday we ran Burlesque Noir presents Martini Time.  Holly was performing her new solo, Little April Showers, a balloon dress number.  As she approached the balloon popping portion of the act, something incredible happened.  Holly poked a single balloon, which upon exploding, caused most of the rest of the balloons to go off with it. What you see here is nearly 20 glitter filled balloons exploding in one instant.  Truly epic.  Holly went along with it and finished the act, improvising as necessary.  We’re just so glad Dark Flash Photography got a shot right at the moment of explosion.

 

Thank you so much to everybody who came out, our favorite band, Vertigo Venus, the performers, stage manager/choreographer Tony Travis, Stevie, our Kittens, DJ Brian Botkiller and the rest of the crew of Burlesque Noir.  Finally, our biggest thanks to our guest stars Honey Touche‘, Peggy Tulane and Midnite Martini for driving down to perform with us.

 

 

Burlesque Noir presents Martini Time

Burlesque Noir’s presents Martini Time!

November 12

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Red. Hot. Burlesque. Summer.

Starting in 30 minutes.  Come down and watch vertigo venus tear it up, then we’ll tear it off!
There’s still time to see the hottest show in Albuquerque!

Red Hot Burlesque Summer, Showgirl classes Next weekend

Burlesque Noir’s Red Hot Burlesque Summer is in one week.   We would like to remind our fans to come out to the Launchpad next Saturday at 9 PM

Our Star, Kellita, will be teaching a World Dance Cabaret class on Friday evening in Nob Hill, this class is open to the public.  There is also a performers only class Saturday morning at 11 AM.  You can register for one or both classes on a page we created, burlesquenoir.com/kellita

See everybody next week!

 

Red Hot Burlesque Summer is Coming

We have a great show coming. Our star perormer, Kellita, will also be teaching classes on World Cabaret Dance Technique (public) and Crafting the Solo (performers only). See HERE for more information and to sign up for classes.

Tickets should be available now at the Launchpad.

Tomorrow Night – 8:00 PM

In only 24.5 short hours, the doors will open for the Biggest Little Burly-Q Show in the Q. Will you be there?
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Trixie Little and Evil Hate Monkey in Albuquerque

That’s right friends, Trixie Little and The Evil Hate Monkey are coming to Albuquerque on April 27, 2011. We know. It’s a Wednesday. The show is absolutely worth it though. If you have ever seen them, you know what we’re talking about already. Since some of you might want to sleep off your hangovers before work on Thursday, we’ll even start the show at 8:00 PM.

Trixie and Monkey are amazing. These two also trained New Mexico’s September Smith in circus and burlesque. We performed with them in Denver last year at Colorado Burlesque Fest and then again in New York Burlesque Fest. See their ranking at #14 on the Burlesque Top 50

We can’t say it enough. This is the one burlesque act you can’t miss.

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Big announcement tomorrow

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Windy City Burlesque Festival:The Recap

Dun dun dunnnnnnn! It has been one full week since returning from Chicago and I don’t think I have fully recovered. Going there has completely ruined me.  The food was fantastic.  The BEER was fantastic.  But most of all the burlesque was completely mind-blowing awesome.

The Windy City Burlesque festival was 12 hours of burlesque. Two nights, three, two hour performances back to back to  sexy back.  I really have to give major big ups to the producers and the theater staff for putting on such a well put together, professional and highly entertaining show. And now some photos!

After getting in on Friday and Red Hot Annie picked us up from the airport. We got gussied up and headed out to get some food and see some sights before the Friday night show. Damn right we got hot dogs. That’s a macaroni and cheese dog. WITH BACON!

After hot dogs, we headed to the Cookie Bar.We ate cookies while listening to disco music. Our life is hard.

Up next…….BEER!

We had three hours to kill before show time so we found a bar and split a yard of beer. Yup.  That’s right.  All we did was eat, drink and watch burlesque.  OUR LIVES ARE HARD!

Now, on to the show. We couldn’t take pictures of the show so mosey on over to Facebook and check out the official show photography. Go! Mosey!

Welcome back!

Check us out with the amazing Anna Fur Laxis all the way from Yorkshire, England. She threw axes. Badass!

 

Here we are with the awesome Jeez Loueez.  She seriously blew us away.  We saw her do an amazing Prince piece in Chicago, but we can’t find video of it yet.  You’ll have to settle for watching her do a singing burlesque piece to Whitney Houston’s The Greatest Love of All.

We took a quick shot with our host and one of the producers of WCBF Red Hot Annie.  Maybe you saw her at Southwest Burlesque Showcase in February?

Here we are with Lala Vulvaria.  She performed THE BEST PRINCE PIECE EVER.  She’s part of Super Happy Funtime Burlesque.  They performed in Albuquerque in August, 2010 and nobody showed up.  Their show was incredible.  Next time they make it to NM everybody better get their asses out to see them.

This is Kellita.  She founded  Hot Pink Feathers in San Fransisco in 2000.  We have it on good authority that New Mexico may be seeing some of this Queen of Carnival really soon.  (keep checking back here or subscribe to the newsletter and we’ll keep you in the loop)

Here we are above with Foxy Tann (second from left) and Franny Fluffernutter (far right). We saw Foxy Tann at New York and Colorado in 2010. She’s awesome. Franny Fluffer Nutter is a baton twirling baby on the Burlesque scene. We can’t wait to see more from here. I guess we will when we go to The Great Burlesque Exposition next month.

 

Blurry picture of the hotness that is Ray Gunn of The Stage Door Johnnies. Sexual chocolate, right there in person. Holly and I took a choreography workshop class from him (highly recommended) and the incredible Kitten DeVille. Yes. THE Kitten Deville. ( We also got to borrow a pen and a piece of paper from her)

By far the most incredible act of the weekend for us was Jett Adore of The Stage Door Johnnies.  This piece live was one of the most incredible burlesque numbers we’ve ever seen.

There were so many other great acts at WCBF, we just forgot to take photos with everybody else.

After performing Saturday night, there was much drinking until 5 am, howling at the (non-existent) super-moon, jalepeno burgers from White Castle and sleep.

Sunday we got to explore Burlesque Mart aka Hollywood Mirror and Ragstock. Chicago has totally runined us.

This city has it going on when it comes to burlesque. I feel so fortunate to have taken part in such a fantastic festival and to have met with all the wonderful performers.

Our photo was posted on the photo review page for WCBF in Time Out Chicago. We’re the third photo, right in between Anna Fur Laxis and Lucy Buttons, which is not a bad place to be.

Here’s a review from somebody else who was there too. We don’t remember meeting him and his friends but he seemed to have a lot of great things to say about his trip to Chicago, too.

Many thanks to Mr. Rebelle for contributing and making this post sound like someone with an education wrote it.

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