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7th Annual Southwest Burlesque Showcase

February 16, 2013
12:00 amto11:00 pm

Michelle L’Amour – Photo by Kaylin Idora

Southwest Burlesque ShowcaseSaturday Showcase Starring Michelle L’Amour Burlesque Legend Gypsy Louise MC Cora Vette






7th Annual Southwest Burlesque Showcase

February 15, 2013
12:00 amto11:00 pm

Southwest Burlesque Showcase

Friday Night

Starring Jo “Boobs” Weldon

Burlesque Legend Tiffany Carter

MC: Dr. Lucky











Traveling Tassels Fundraiser!

“Albuquerque’s own award winning Burlesque troupe, Burlesque Noir, will be hosting a Traveling Tassels Fundraiser Show on Saturday, January 5th, 2013!! We hope you will join us in celebration of our 2012 accomplishments and 2013 goals to attend national burlesque festivals and competitions in Colorado and Abroad.

Age 18+
$10 at the door
Free Raffle Ticket w. Entry!!!


The Cell Theatre
700 1st St NW
Albuquerque, NM 87102

Proceeds will benefit Burlesque Noir’s Traveling Team traveling expenses for 2013!

Special Guests:

Godiva Bleu
Rick O’Shea
Intoxi Kate
Mallificent Allure
Cherry Jubilee


MC Xavier Wyntir
Show followed by Raffle Drawing, DJ Brian Botkiller, and dancing!! Come dance with us!!!


Raffle Prizes Include:


Pasties and Fascinator by Cookie Fortune
Handmade Jewelry by local artists
Crafty Cupcakes (that’s right Cupcakes!)
Burlesque Classes w/ Beauties of Burlesque Noir
Dita Von Teese Burlesque Book
Roller Derby Tickets!
$200 in Salon Services from Pin It Up Hair Studio
$200 of Tax Services w/ Lexie James


Thanks to our fans for your help in 2012 at our Bikini Bash Bonanza!!


We utilized funds raised and attended Austin’s Texas Burlesque Festival and brought home a trophy for “Best Ensemble.”

Facebook event link

The Bawdy Beggars in ABQ!


Van Ella Productions and The Beggar’s Carnivale present
The Bawdy Beggars Road Show! Featuring performances by:

Lola Van Ella
Sammich the Tramp
Ray Gunn
The Hoochie Coochie Girls

Special guest performances by

Riri SynCyr
Intoxi Kate
Burlesque Noir
Kitty Irreverent
Austin Tacious
and Chicago, IL’s Mr. Junior

Ray Gunn by Bear Lens Photography

MC – Devin D O’Leary

Amazing man of mystery, DJ Brian Botkiller!

DOORS at 8pm,

Show at 9pm


$10 at the door!

A Star Spangled Spectacular

November 9, 2012 8:00 pmtoNovember 10, 2012 1:00 am

Burlesque Noir Presents:

A Star Spangled Spectacular!

November 9, 2012

The Launchpad

Doors Open at 8 PM


$10 Admission / $5 with Military ID


June 30, 2012

Burlesque Noir will be performing a PG rated rendition of our award winning Stripping Broadway act on the Main Stage. Additionally, NovelTease New Mexico (RiRi SynCyr) is producing a handful of adult shows in the exhibition hall throughout the day. Follow us on Twitter and we’ll let you know where to catch us all day.

Pridezilla Attacks Albuquerque!

June 23, 2012 8:00 pmtoJune 24, 2012 1:00 am

Burlesque Noir and other local favorites will be performing during the Adults Only portion of the event. See event page for details.

June 23, 2012
Evolution Nightclub – 6132 4th Street NW, ABQ NM 87107
Doors Open at 12:00pm/Show at 8:30pm


More Info (Facebook Event Page)/

Burlesque in the Wild, Wild West

  Only 10 days away…

Burlesque Noir Presents: Burlesque in the Wild, Wild West

May 26, Doors at 8 PM

Get your tickets in advance HERE

Dangerous Curves Ahead: Burlesque on the Go-Go

Aux Dog Theater Nob Hill
April 26, 2012

Doors – 7:00 PM

Dangerous Curves Ahead will be returning to Albuquerque. It was great fun watching last time and they’re bringing back more. If you were there in 2009, you’ll remember Clams Casino taking us down to Paradise City, Anita Cookie finding inspiration in a bottle, Minnie Tonka exploring some Vaudeville roots, Darlinda Just Darlinda getting trippy in the blacklight, and Gi Gi la Femme spanking herself silly. It was a fantastic show and we’re in for another round of Brooklyn style BurlyQ. Get your tickets soon, it’s going to be an incredibly amazing ride!


Buy Tickets Now!

This show is 18+

Texas and Tassels Fundraiser

March 31, 2012
11:00 amto4:00 pm

On April 14th, Burlesque Noir will be competing at Texas Burlesque Fest in Austin.  To pay for fuel and hotel expenses, our own Mary Jane Monroe has asked a number of local businesses to donate their time and services to our Texas and Tassels party on March 31st.  Arte de la Mano Aveda Salon, The Cafe Mary Jane, Free Radicals, Dark Flash Photography, and others have donated nearly $500 in prizes for this travel fundraiser and we’re selling $5.00 tickets as a chance to win one or more of these fabulous prizes.

Tickets are available now at the bottom of this page but you can also shop 66 Pin Ups and Free Radicals to get them.  You may also purchase tickets just prior to the drawing on March 31st at the Texas and Tassels party hosted at The Cafe Mary Jane located at 3600 HWY 528 (in front of Dick’s Sporting Goods)   DJ Brian Botkiller will be spinning dance beats and prize sponsor Dark Flash Photography will be taking photos of all the fun



Raffle drawing takes place during the Texas and Tassels Fundraiser celebration.

The Cafe Mary Jane
3600 State Highway 528 NW
Albuquerque, NM 87114
(505) 898-0505

3/31 from 11 – 4 PM


Come down to Cafe Mary Jane right now and get your last chance at tickets!


Complete list of Prizes:

*A Salon Spa Day at Arte De La Mano Aveda Salon: Includes hair cut, full set of nails over glitter, and pedicure
*An Aveda Make Over Package: Includes $50 in Aveda make-up, $70 in hair bling, and $45 in Aveda salon services.
* Two $20 Free Radicals gift cards!
*Dark Flash Photography gift certificates.
*4 pack of Tickets to Burlesque Noir Presents Burlesque in the Wild West (5/26)
* A one of a kind 8 x 10 photo print Signed by the lovely ladies of Burlesque Noir!!
* Eat bacon off Gen Eral Blackery’s Chest – You’ll need to work out the details of this prize privately with The General.
Chances of winning based on number of tickets sold.